You know you"re middle-aged when-- cougars, Corvettes, chemical peels, and other ways to survive your midlife crisis by Alison Rattle

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Published by Reader"s Digest Association in Pleasantville, NY .

Written in English

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StatementAlison Rattle and Allison Vale ; illustrations by Louise Morgan
ContributionsVale, Allison
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6231.M47 R38 2009
The Physical Object
Paginationp. cm.
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL24488779M
ISBN 109781606521519
LC Control Number2009044210
OCLC/WorldCa458583907

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